February 2012
Couch naps are stupendous but now I feel lonely and still a wee bit horrible so I’ll have a real nap until I get Italian food thrown at me and I can let alternative musicians get me and I might get an angsty crisis tattoo.
seriouslydumber:
my nightmare is joy division walking in on me doing a really big smelly poo to tell me flannel shirts have been banned through the beauty of song and then throwing all my cookies in a furnace and not the good kind
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jpegartifacts:
The gay agenda:
wake up
pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
have gay lunch
go for a gay walk in the gay park
go to gay work and make gay money
go gay shopping
buy gay things
have gay dinner
pray that America will be destroyed
watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
go to sleep
have gay...
Anonymous asked: How do you get rid of girls who are keen on you but you don't like them
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
I wish I was fluent in sarcasm like those girls on Facebook are.
I haven’t thrown up in anyone’s garden for a while now.
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“When you talk brilliantly about a problem, it creates the overwhelming illusion...”
– Stanley Kubrick
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Anonymous asked: Tell us what bad thing you did? :( pleaseeeeeee <333
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Anonymous asked: Youve got a big nose
I feel like an awful person and am going to rebound on Britpop and Arrested Development.
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“I’m really afraid to feel happy because it never lasts.”
– Andy Warhol.
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“People distrust learning, don’t they? There’re all these stories of Miles Davis...”
– Jonny Greenwood (2001)
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